The Story of Lauren Parker

This is Lauren Parker. Lauren lives in Waverly, NE; in a house with fruits in her fridge. Lauren not only eats them, she also talks to them. But come to find out, the fruit talks back to her and carry on conversations.

The first thing that strikes you about Lauren is that she’s open and does not care what others think of her. Like the one time her and her friend were at the mall, Lauren went up to a random person and shouted, “Youu I wanna take you to a gay bar!”

This is a story about not having the fear to be outgoing and crazy when everyone is watching. Lauren could sit in dead silence and just make a joke or make something funny. While looking off into space you can hear laughter coming from her, imagining things like an elephant walking in the hallway.

Who is Lauren Parker? She is a fruit talker. While talking to fruit she gets advice and feels that they are honest about what they say. Lauren started talking to fruits when she was only eight years old, that fruit was an orange. During this conversation the orange said a joke, that joke was: Why do cows have bells? Because their horns do not work.

It is one evening while she was going to brush her teeth. She accidently knocked the toothpaste off the counter, Laurens first instinct was to pick it up and apologize. After apologizing, the toothpaste started telling her problems how, his wife has left him all alone.

Of course, what makes Lauren interesting is she is a Dancer. Not only in random times with her friends but in a dance class. She is in a hip-hop class and in a tap class also. So what’s the next thing she’s going to tackle..

Pizza Yum Yum

So we had pizza for supper yummmy! It was really good. Aly and I couldn't find a spot so we went to our room to eat our pizza:) While we were there we got all the dum dums we dont like and put then on our friends door well in-between the door and the thingy...well I really don't know how to explain it was it was funny. We also tryed to see if we could open our windows..welp it wasn't successful. Now we are trying to find someplace to get a BIG thing of ICE CREAM WOOHOO!!:)Hopefully we will find one because I love ICE CREAM!:) and so does Alyson..my roommate!

Typical Girl Lunch Day 1

At lunch everyone could hear many loud conversations being taken place. Laughter was among our table like a swarm of bees finding honey. Among all the things we could have talked about, it was how many of the guys on UNL campus were attractive...we're girls...what do you expect? And the conclusion came to..we found one..he kind of reminded us of a guy who graduated from Fairbury a while ago.